DONT JUDGE! Yes I’m reviewing McDonald’s. They must be doing something right if theyve been around for like 100 years and have more chains than Mr. T.

McDonald’s gets a bad rap for being unhealthy..and they probably are. But from my previous posts, you can most likely tell that I’m no health food nut! And you cant say that McDonalds doesnt try! They have salad (with one of the best dressings I’ve ever had), and apples to dip..for the weirdos who actually walk into McDonalds looking for something healthy to eat. Whats the MATTER with you people? Listen, there is a place for everything! McDonalds is not the place for you to go to with your yoga mat and bottle of water, complaining that theres nothing healthy to eat! Go to the salad bar next door! You dont go into a car dealership looking for a bike. You dont go into the Toys R Us lookin for beer! So dont go in McDonald’s with that BS! MMMKAAAY? And plus, McDonald’s is fine as a guilty pleasure once in a while. Just dont eat it every day! As Fran Drescher says “Everything in moderation, EVEN moderation.”

Now, lets get to the good stuff. Filet O Fish! Yes!!!! That is what I go into McDonald’s for! They can take everything off the menu but Filet O Fish and fries and I wouldnt even notice! I dont even read the menu because I go into McDonald’s with an agenda! Only people with yoga mats read the McDonald’s menu! LOL just kidding. I would also like to take this time out to commend McDonald’s on their McNuggets! THANK YOU McDonalds for making all white meat mcnuggets! I remember when I was a kid the McNuggets were NOT all white meat, and it used to piss me off because the flavor of the nuggets were so good, but when you bite into them you didnt know WTF you were gonna find in the middle! Gristle and fat and all the grossness you can imagine. That’s not the case any more! Now I can confidently buy a six piece, and bite into that crispy layer without fear! Thank you Ronald! YOU DA MAN! And forget about every sauce but the BBQ SAUCE! That is where its at! I wish I knew where to get a bottle of that stuff.

Ive seen a lot of videos where people have been ransacking McDonalds and abusing the workers because they havent received good customer service. McDonald’s arent giving them refunds or exchanges for their foods. Well I dont know what McDonalds they go to because Ive never had a problem. If I get cold fries, they give me new ones with no problem. One time I dropped my food, and they gave me all new food! Now, maybe the problem arises when you ask for a refund! I’ve never tried that before. But if you see me on youtube beatin someones azz with a brown tray, you’ll know I finally tried and it didnt work.

Hey McDonalds, lemme ask you a question. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE APPLE PIES!?!?!?!? I remember they used to be fried. They had these little bubbles all around them which added to the crispy goodness. They were all nice and greasy and crispy and delicious! Now theyre these dry baked pockets of blandness! I guess thats why theyre 2 for a dollar. I will pay you a dollar for ONE if you bring the fried ones back! I hate when companies make changes that the consumers didnt ask for! Did I asked for a baked pie? HELL NO! It was those people with the yoga mats wasnt it? If you want baked pie, call Sarah Lee! I want my fried pies back!!!!

Thank God for Pluck U. They have fried pie! So if you left your yoga mat at home today why dont you run on over to Pluck U and pick one up! You can burn the calories in advance on the way there!

One other gripe I have about McDonald’s are the prices. McDonald’s WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE with 6 and 7 dollar meals? Are you crazy? That might be fine for dinner time, but for lunch I THINK NOT! I can go to a sit down restaurant with a waiter for 7 dollars at lunch time. I guess Im the one you made the dollar menu for? Well put the Filet O Fish on there, and we can talk. (I do love the buy one get one special that you run sometimes though. GOOD JOB!)

Shout out to the McDonald’s on Broadway near Gates avenue in Bedford Stuyvesant (I’ll update with the address later)! Theyre so friendly and professional in there and the establishment is always clean. Fast food restaurants (especially ones in the hood) dont always have that kind of environment, so I will be sure to point it out whenever I see it!

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